My friend doesn’t believe that there is a Norse Mythology Fandom, let’s prove her wrong! But, the thing is, she wants me to get 1000+ notes by August 28th,that gives me thirteen days to get one thousand notes. I have never gotten anywhere close to getting that many notes. Please tumblr, help me for the sake of my dignity!
LET’S SHOW HER THAT NORSE MYTHOLOGY FANDOM EXISTS!!
|Me:||*Decides to watch this years UK X Factor*|
|TV:||*Blares the worst shit I have ever heard*|
|Me:||Nope. *Switches back to Pokemon*|
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “i need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere i’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off i want to throw you off a bridge”
Four years ago today, I was admitted into an inpatient eating disorder facility with a BMI of less than 11. I was on my death bed.
Four years ago today, it hit me how sick I really was. I was put on bed rest, wheelchair, shower chair, feeding tube, and was a cardiac alert. I could have dropped dead any minute.
Four years ago today began an incredibly long and difficult 2-and-a-half-year inpatient journey to recovery from the tight grip of anorexia nervosa.
Today, I am engaged to be married. Today, I am going to eat Thanksgiving dinner with my family and I am not worried about it. Today, I have energy and a smile on my face. Today, I am alive.
I am still paying the price of putting my body through so much, and I still have my struggles, but I am so much better than I was 4 years ago on this day.
Recovery is worth it.
Always reblogging this.
This would have been more meaningful if it had come from someone besides the straight, white man. You know, like the lady two people over.
Seriously? Seriously, people? Shut the fuck up. Because he is a white straight man making an effort to gather support for equal rights he is unworthy? That his support is nothing? Or that it’s not good enough for him to support equal rights? Get your slick stinky underwear out of your ass crack and stop being so stupid. I’ve heard macklemore get so much shit today for FUCKING SUPPORTING equal rights! He is a straight white man using his privilege in a correct and respectful way and people seem to have a problem with that?! You’re fucking kidding me. So if he just decided to suck someone’s dick the day before, would his support finally mean something?! Man, shut the hell up people. This is support right here, and in the mainstream media.
/end motherfucking rant
reblogging this a million times
do you even understand how much shit macklemore gets because people think he’s gay? do you understand that they kept passing the microphone to her but she didnt want to speak? do you understand that if you’re straight, you can support same sex marriage? because you can. just because he’s straight doesn’t mean his support doesn’t matter. do you get how amazing it is to have a song like this played on the radio? things like this dont hapoen often, and the fact that the same straight goofball who sang “thrift shop” can write something so beautiful like this is amazing. in fact, i think it is fucking amazing that this man is using his speech time to talk about gay rights. he almost forgot to thank his fiancé because he cared about this cause so much. do you know what taylor swift did? fucking insulted her ex. macklemore used his minute and a half (maybe less) of speech time to stand up for what he believe, to stand up for love, to stand up for his family. and you think that just because he’s straight it isn’t valid? that makes you just as close minded as homophobic people in my opinion.
I will never ever not reblog this. Ever.
Every artist who sees this post should do the following:
- Watch the video.
- Follow the instructions
I can’t stress you enough about how important these exercises are for your drawing hand. You don’t wanna get CTS of Tendonitis and similar stuff that will prevent you from making art or even hold a pencil.
Main blog because folks this is actually important. I had (and still have) RSI and trust me it is not fun. Take care of your wrists and take breaks and keep your drawing hand healthy ‘cause you wanna keep drawing, yes?
I do this every other day and as needed. It helps wonders when you’re drawing a lot.
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/autumn-winter-2012-gallery/whitney/info/whitney-bra here you go, here’s the source (and the price.)
Recently, I’ve been trying to get out of behaviours that annoy me about myself. Years ago, I decided I didn’t want to be ticklish anymore, so I taught myself not to be. I decided I wanted to be able to wake up from nightmares, so learned how. Recently I decided I didn’t want to be scared of clowns…
I know how you feel. I have Trich. Trichotillomania. I currently have 3 bald spots about the size of a two pound coin that are growing out, and one the size of a 50 pence piece next to a 20 pence piece that is from yesterday. I have been doing this for years now. As well as Trich it is coupled with Dermatillomania, which manifests as picking and scratching at the skin on my arms, shoulders legs face and chest until the skin is sore and bleeding, so, I know your pain.
I believe you can do anything you put your mind to, and though i have no advice for you on the Dermatillomania problem apart from my own coping mechanisms. I use a sugar scrub and a dead sea scrub on my arms. I purposefully found some that were very oily, they leave the skin too soft to pick or bite. Picking specifically, cut your nails down to the bed, it sucks, it feels weird and I don’t like it, but I cant pick if I can’t grip, even if my pretty nails have to go. I found a jar of coins helps, every time you resist the urge pick, put a coin in, any value, and when as it grows you can see how much progress you are making, though some find it as a constant reminder so it all depends on how you view it.
Autism toys are great for distracting you too, when I’m not doing something productive, I’ll sit and mess about with a tangle whilst watching a movie or just.. blanking out really. I always have it on me and honestly its the best £5 I ever spent. My arms are still covered in sores and scabs, but no where near as much before I started to use these coping/distraction mechanisms. But, by far, if it really does distress you and you can fit it in, CBT is a pretty damn good way of getting rid of obsessive compulsive disorders and manias, dermatillomania and trich usually manifest due to stress or anxiety, and if you’ve been suffering for years you probably wont even remember what started it, but talking to a professional about dermatillomania specifically can help you at least stop it from getting any worse.
Sorry that’s so long, but I hope some of it helps, or knowing you aren’t alone in the compulsive struggle might help too, I know it helped me when I realized I wasn’t the only one ripping my hair out. Thanks for reading :)
having depression is not going to make people feel bad for you
self harming is not going to make boys want to kiss your scars
mental disorders are fucking serious
not quirks for you to add to your personality description
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.
jesus christ it’s updated
Rebloggin for the comments.
JFC Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.
I love you
ALL of you
this shit just keeps getting better!!!
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”
“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”
“Oh my god, dad…”
“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”
“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”
And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”
“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”
“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”
“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”
“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”
“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”
“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”
“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”
“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”
“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”
“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”
“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”
“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”
“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
but this just keeps getting better and better
EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS
OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying
It gets better every fucking time!
I am CRYING oh my god
[[And there will be that one guy.
He won’t run or never call again.
He’ll sit there and play along.
“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”
It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]
I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong.
*oh I can’t breathe*
You know Tom will read this. Guys you’re giving them ideas.